A Match with Haley

June 1999

 
This is an unsolicited recommendation by a very satisfied customer.  If  you're interested in private matches, you can't do better than Haley from  Tempest in New York.  I've been around the scene for many years now-never  having a bad experience-but Haley is really something special.  She's the  best-kept secret in our sport.

She looks like a member of the Swedish bikini team (which should be no  surprise since she's a swimsuit model and is indeed Swedish).  Besides being  drop-dead gorgeous, she's also charming, funny, and intelligent (she's  currently working on her master's degree in International Finance).  I was so  engrossed in our opening conversation about the economic ramifications of the  Kosovo peace agreement, that I almost forgot why I was there.  But once we  started, I got more than my share of wrestling time.  As many of you know, no  feeling is worse than the sense of being rushed.  Haley never gives you that  feeling.

And oh yes, she can wrestle.  She recently returned from a Phil  Barrett-sponsored tournament in London as the grand champion.  She's  excellent, knows all the holds, and has shockingly surprising strength.  She  also loves to smilingly taunt her opponent as she overwhelms and humiliates  him.  I've never had a match where the woman seemed to be so enjoying herself.

Tempest itself is quite interesting.  Situated in a very funky (though safe)  part of town, the gym is a converted apartment above a store that is in some  indeterminable business.  Lisa the proprietress (who is a delight in her own  right) keeps the place dark and magical, with eerie lighting and psychedelic  music setting the atmosphere.  I felt like I was back in my college dorm  room.  It was wonderful and added to the entire otherworldly experience of  being totally dominated by this ravishing, bikini-clad, Swedish goddess.

Again, I repeat, this is just me passing on a hot tip.  Haley will be  returning to Sweden as soon as she finishes her studies next year, so I  suggest you arrange to meet her as quickly as you can.  The only person who  has this same combination of brains, beauty, skill, strength, femininity, and  personality is Suzy Johnson.  Go see Haley, you'll thank me.  Tell her Roy  says hi.