| This is an unsolicited recommendation by a very satisfied
customer. If you're interested in private matches, you can't
do better than Haley from Tempest in New York. I've been around
the scene for many years now-never having a bad experience-but Haley
is really something special. She's the best-kept secret in
our sport.
She looks like a member of the Swedish bikini team (which should be no surprise since she's a swimsuit model and is indeed Swedish). Besides being drop-dead gorgeous, she's also charming, funny, and intelligent (she's currently working on her master's degree in International Finance). I was so engrossed in our opening conversation about the economic ramifications of the Kosovo peace agreement, that I almost forgot why I was there. But once we started, I got more than my share of wrestling time. As many of you know, no feeling is worse than the sense of being rushed. Haley never gives you that feeling. And oh yes, she can wrestle. She recently returned from a Phil Barrett-sponsored tournament in London as the grand champion. She's excellent, knows all the holds, and has shockingly surprising strength. She also loves to smilingly taunt her opponent as she overwhelms and humiliates him. I've never had a match where the woman seemed to be so enjoying herself. Tempest itself is quite interesting. Situated in a very funky (though safe) part of town, the gym is a converted apartment above a store that is in some indeterminable business. Lisa the proprietress (who is a delight in her own right) keeps the place dark and magical, with eerie lighting and psychedelic music setting the atmosphere. I felt like I was back in my college dorm room. It was wonderful and added to the entire otherworldly experience of being totally dominated by this ravishing, bikini-clad, Swedish goddess. Again, I repeat, this is just me passing on a hot tip. Haley will
be returning to Sweden as soon as she finishes her studies next year,
so I suggest you arrange to meet her as quickly as you can.
The only person who has this same combination of brains, beauty,
skill, strength, femininity, and personality is Suzy Johnson.
Go see Haley, you'll thank me. Tell her Roy says hi.
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